Jon Stewart, as seen on MilkandCookies and without further ado (video at bottom):
He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.
I like the woods…I just don’t know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.
She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country.
You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly…F’huck you.
I’ve never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they’re saying something and how terrible what they’re saying is.
“Don’tcha know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.
I’m so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. You know what small-town America is fine, but it’s the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.
They have this whole thing that somehow you can write off entire swaths of the country, that we somehow… You know, New York City wasn’t good enough for fuckin’ Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.
I can’t take it anymore. I mean that is the one thing [inaudible] election cycle. After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.
I get it. I’m from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don’t have sodomy on top of Russian flags.
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