You All Disgust Me

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Disallow: /brains

Jon Stewart, as seen on MilkandCookies and without further ado (video at bottom):

He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods…I just don’t know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly…F’huck you.

I’ve never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they’re saying something and how terrible what they’re saying is.

“Don’tcha know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I’m so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. You know what small-town America is fine, but it’s the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow you can write off entire swaths of the country, that we somehow… You know, New York City wasn’t good enough for fuckin’ Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can’t take it anymore. I mean that is the one thing [inaudible] election cycle. After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I’m from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don’t have sodomy on top of Russian flags.

• Mortgage Bankers in SF met with protests. Gee, ya think?
• Proving that mortgage brokers aren’t the only ones who can piss money away like it’s….well, like it’s piss…
• Hooray! McCain wants to overhaul the DMCA! What? Just for politicians? Jesus, why am I even surprised anymore?
• There you go again! Maybe it’s time for you to shut the fuck up, dontcha know?
• And remember folks – you have until Monday to bid on a chimp, rhino or tiger (oh my!)

From BostonHerald.com:

A 37-year-old Quincy dad won’t be winning any father-of-the-year awards after he allegedly took his three terrified kids on a high-speed late-night gun battle in an SUV reeking of pot and loaded with a high-powered weapon and an open 12-pack of beer, police said.

Roland Reese, an asbestos removal worker, pleaded not guilty yesterday to three counts of child neglect, unlawful possession of a large capacity firearm and failing to stop for police – as his 13-year-old son, a developmentally disabled boy with an amputated right leg, wept openly in Dorchester District Court.

“If not for the officers’ rapid response, these children could have been seriously injured or much worse,” said Suffolk District Attorney Daniel F. Conley.

“This defendant’s cavalier concern for his children’s safety should shock the conscience of every parent,” the outraged D.A. added.

Cops found the teen, his 3-year-old brother and 5-year-old sister “crying, shaking, screaming and trembling” in their father’s silver Ford Expedition Saturday at about 9:30 p.m. in Dorchester, according to a police report. The vehicle, whose back window had been shot out, contained a loaded large-capacity firearm, 31 rounds and an open half-case of Heineken, cops said.

Police said they smelled “the pungent odor of unburnt marijuana emanating from the vehicle,” but found no drugs.

Reese claimed he was shot at while driving from a 10-year-old’s birthday party on Maxwell Street. Cops were alerted to the blasts on Capen Street by the Hub’s electronic shot-spotter.

Witnesses told cops they saw a man jump into a silver SUV and take off. Cops quickly located Reese’s vehicle but say he refused to stop, leading them on a wild chase down Selden Street that ended on Maxwell Street.

Suffolk County prosecutor Rilwan Adeduntan argued that “there’s reason to believe shots were emanating from (Reese’s) vehicle,” based on the testing that revealed the gun was still hot, Reese’s shot-out back window and bullet holes in two nearby vehicles. The drivers of the cars have not been charged.

Reese’s lawyer, Shannon McAuliffe, said her client was unlawfully searched, adding: “He was scared, he was confused – he thought his kids were in danger.”

Reese was held on $35,000 bail.

Alison Goodwin, spokeswoman for the Department of Children and Families, said the state has no prior history with the family and is investigating the incident.

In court, the mother of the three children, who refused to give her name, said she are Reese are married and cried as she maintained his innocence.

“He was shot at,” she told the Herald. “He’s a victim. It’s just because he’s a big black man.”

Drunk. High. Armed. In a car. Driving. I really don’t have a problem with any of these things individually. But when you start to mix any of them together, chances are, bad things are afoot. Especially when you have your goddam kids in the car!

I wish stupidity were painful, I swear to god. Both of these “parents” need to be tortured within an inch of their lives and then shoved 3 more feet. The gene pool would get a little cleaner, the collective IQ of the species would go up just a little bit, and maybe – just MAYBE – the kids would have a chance at a healthy upbringing.